Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay.
　　　(Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady.
　　　(She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was!
　　　Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!

向かいのアパートに越したロスへ手を振るジョーイ。しかし、ロスのアパートの違う部屋にはいい女が・・・。

Phoebe: Come on, seriously! When did it end?
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Phoebe: Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.)What don't you just calm down Phoebe!
　　　　All right?! Why don’t you just get all your facts before you run around telling
　　　　everybody that you're the only hot couple!!

警官のギャリーと熱々のフィービー。モニカに「チャンドラーとの熱々の仲は、いつ終わったの？」 と聞かれ、エキサイトするモニカ（モニカは凄い負けず嫌いです)。

Rachel: Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think,
　　　　I think I would be really good at it.
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Mr. Zelner: Um-hmm.

ラルフ・ローレンの面接に行ったレイチェル。紆余曲折の末、採用されることに！

Monica: Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so…
Monica: You didn't!
Phoebe: We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!

なんとフィービーとギャリーは公園で刑法１２条７章を違反！ますます燃え上がるモニカの競争心。

Chandler: Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places!
　　　　　I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up!
　　　　　(Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.

先週、モニカを怒らせて結婚を申し込んだチャンドラー。 今週はモニカが競争心から変な行動をとって、立場が逆転したと喜ぶチャンドラーだが・・・。